I'll Do Anything

For the right price.

Want me to trap me in a glass box in the middle of Times Square for 24 hours straight?

Want me to drive 30 hours to grab a beer with you?

Want me to serve your cheating husband the divorce papers?

Want me to mail your ex-boyfriend a shipment of live beetles?

Want me to prank call your evil boss from that one job that made you hate your life?

Want me to pretend to be your wedding date so your family stops bullying you for being chronically single?

Want to hire me specifically as a private detective for some odd reason despite my having no prior private detective experience?

One thing about me is that I'm down for whatever. Which means I will do most anything for the right price. Or it seems like it might be a useful life experience. Or if it involves me breaking a Guinness World Record. Or just out of stupidly bold curiosity. Let me know.

Email me at meg@highfruit.co for more info.